Saturday 30 March 2013

That Octopus


It's Thai style octopus at the farm tonight. So delicious words fail me.







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Tyra Banks (solemn, fringe straightened to perfection, endless eyelashes blinking very slowly): I have, two, beautiful, girls, in front of me. But I have only, one, photo, in my hands. Josephine, you have great features but the judges are questioning your level of commitment. If you want to be a model you have to overcome your fear of height. Marie, your legs are short and your skin needs to be sorted out, but we see a lot of potential in you. This photo shoes how much one can achieve with hard work. Congratulations Marie, you are still in the running to become Australia's next top model. (Tyra hands out photo - tears, tear, tears etc...)
What a laugh. How many times can we use this same joke without getting tired of it? Endlessly!

6 comments:

  1. LOL, great blog Marie!
    Carina

    “The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.”
    ― Jimmy Johnson

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  2. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just spat my wine down my chin!! That is truly funnt, I wasn't expecting the 30 minutes earlier comment! Good choice, Tyra Banks!!

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  3. Funnt? No, let's try funny...

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  4. Glad I made you laugh :-)) Hey girls next year we should all enter the competition so we can all still-be-in-the-running.

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  5. What sort of religious ritual is this? Is Tyra the name of your deity?

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  6. Yep. Especially now that I've got bangs.

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